Mets Player Profile

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Jonathan Pender

Middle Hitter

1m65

Despite more lucrative offers from the acting industry, the ever visible Johnnie Pender prefers to ply his caddish ways amongst the volleyball WAG set. His lopsided walk characterised by a list to the right is rumoured to be caused by a phone so heavily weighted with female numbers that it has a density greater than depleted uranium.

The wadd of cash often produced in female company somehow never makes an appearance club nights out. Something’s got to pay for that Gucci wardrobe.